Teacher: Just do your homework
Doctor: Just eat healthy
Mum: Just clean your room
Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
Friends: Just be socially active
Life: Just be perfect
Me: It's not that fucking easy dude
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
I would rather have someone clingy than someone...
someone: what's the farthest you've gone
me: i think i went out of my room once idk
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
jewelryandbrowneyes: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved…. My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? brunetteinferno: OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. ...
Rachel: Oh my god a bug just bit me
Rachel: A bug just gave me a hickey